about FKN Manly

Im tired Of Soap And Grooming Products Smelling Like FKN Fruit And Flowers. Im Tired Of Mens Products That Smell Like Im A 16 Year Old Pimple Faced Kid. The World Needs Amazing Quality Mens Soap, Beard Oil, And Shampoo That Smells Like Men Are Supposed To Smell.

FKN Manly Soap

In The Remote Canadian Mountains I Roamed The Rivers And Forests With A Rifle On My Shoulder And My Pack On My Back. What Did I Find When I Finally Came Back To Civilization? The Women Wanted Me To Shower, That's What.

And What Did I Find When I Went To Buy Some Soap And Shampoo? It All Smelled Like Fruit, Flowers, Pimple Faced 16 Year Olds, And Reaked Of Despair And Loathing. I Couldn't Put Up With That.

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16.01.2011

I Came Out Of The Forest

A FKN Manly Man Can Only Spend So Much Time In The Forest With Just His Dog As His Trusted Companion. I Came Out Of The Forest In Search Of The Finer Things In Life.

03.02.2015

I Came Back To Civilization

After Finding A Good Woman And Getting Married She Convinced Me To Come Back To Civilization And Start A Family. I Still Craved The Solitude Of The Mountains But The Drive To Create Little FKN Copies Of Me Was Stronger And I Moved To A City. It Wasn't Too Bad, They Had Pizza And Beer In The City.

23.05.2019

I Got Fed Up

I Got Fed Up With Men's Grooming Products And Every Man I Know Smelling Like A FKN Bag Of Cotton Candy At The Fair. I Couldn't Do That To Myself. And I Couldn't Do That To My Offspring. I Needed To Smell Like A Man Again. I Needed To Smell Like Trees, Forests, Mountains, Wood, And Strength. What Does Strength Smell Like? FKN Manly, That's What!

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I Made What I Wanted

No FKN Chemicals, No FKN Fruit, No FKN Flowers, Just Real FKN Soap For Real FKN Men. Real Natural Products That Get You Really FKN Clean. Soap That Smells Like Real FKN Trees, Real FKN Wood, Real FKN Leather, And Real FKN Strength.

So That Real FKN Men Can Smell Really FKN Manly, The Way We Are Supposed To!